Fluent in Weird. breakfast is a sacred meal for me 🍳 i wouldn't be without it. i need the protein, the carbs, those fatty fats if I start my day without a good breakfast, then i'm basically a tractor running on farts and vibes 🚜 and that's no good for anyone. so one morning, I went to make a bacon sandwich it's a classic breakfast: quick tasty and has everything I need for my current diet goals everything was going swimmingly the sun was shining the coffee was poured and my three rashers of...